regarding my page title: no, i am NOT a hooker


Monday, May 02, 2005
Stranger

Gregory: My name is Gregory Arding. I am secretly in love with Kiki. I found out her blog and hacked onto it, because I am a genius computer hacker. I want to tell this to the word: Kiki is my sexy love kitten.

In my dreams.

So anyway, folks, I've abducted her. If you want to see her ever again, gimme $20,000,000,000.

Kiki: I'm worth more then that!!!

Gregory: (ahem) She's right. $75,000,000,000. All of it, or you will never see your precious Kiki again!!! (maniacal laugh)

(Small girl walks up and taps Greg on the shoulder. He looks. Small girl piles bulging bags with dollar signs on them)

Girl: That's all of it.

Gregory: (taking money) Well SCREW YOU!!! I'm still not giving Kiki back. Thank you for the money, though.

(Lights magically dim. Then disco lights begin, and it's all colorful like a rainbow. There's a loud trumpty sound)

Nanners: NEVER FEAR!!! NANNERS IS HERE!!! DA DA DAAAA!!!!

(trips on cape)

Nanners: (ahem) Now, Gregory, I ORDER YOU TO GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIE!!!

Greg: NEVER!!! She is MINE NOW!!! I kidnapped her fair and square.

Nanners: (Does weird karate like moves) GIMME MY COOKIE!!!

Greg: NO!

Nanners: (pokes)

Greg: OKAY!!! OKAY!!! TAKE THE MONEY!!! HERE'S THE KEY TO THE DOOR!!!

Nanners: I knew you would see reason.

(Nanners unlocks door and goes into room. There is an empty chair in the middle of the room with some cut ropes around it. There is also an open window.)

Greg: (Comes in) ...I left the window open.

Nanners: DAMN YOU KIKI!!! I WAS GOING TO SAVE THE DAY!!! (cries)

Kiki: HA HA!!! FREEDOM!!

Nanners: WAIT FOR ME!!! (jumps out window)

(Julie comes in)

Julie: (whacks Greg over head) YOU IDIOT!!! I TOLD YOU THE ROOM WITHOUT THE WINDOWS!!!

Greg: Oh, you said windows? I thought you said FINDOWS!!!

Julie: (head in hands) I need to get better help.

The end.

...

Or IS it???





This one's hannah's Fault
Greg is a figmant of nanners' imagination. like kiki's Layla =D

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Hey, look at what i haven't done in a while

Ha ha. kiki's back. for today. life has been up and down for me in since the last time i bothered up dating. MY MOM IS MOVING ME AGAIN! and i just got settled. my room looks like a warehouse...Ha ha, boxes. ow... WARNING! RANDOM QUOTES AHEAD: "Miang, have you been a good Solarian, or a bad
-lamb-?" "i've been bad, spank me." Ha ha, reference!
...Sorry 'bout  that. Hmmmmm. Well what can i say.

Sayonara!

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Thursday, November 18, 2004
HOW DARE THEY REMOVE MY WORK!!!!!!?

Who the hell reported me? what did i do ? fanfiction. net has rmoved two of my most recent work because of poor grammar! what the hell is their problem? just cuz i spell a few things wrong doesn't mean you can destroy my work.EVERY ONE MISSPELLS!!!! sons of bitches. but that's ok, im pulling my account and making my own website to put them on.

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Monday, November 08, 2004
new manga:yaweh has given

lalalalala. lit mag....
yesterday i found myself drawing a new manga. hannah's going to be pissed at me... oh well...
it's called "yahweh has given". i think its my best work yet...maybe.

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Friday, November 05, 2004
hellsing

hannah and i just came from Barnes & Noble. while i was there i read the manga "Hellsing"
because i'd read about it in a magazine. and I LIKE IT! Hannah thinks it's too bloody but i've seen much bloodier.  needless to say, im a new fan of it.  maybe i should burn the anime when my internet gets back. speaking of burned anime, last saturday my brother gave me the most wonderful gift i've gotten from him; A BURNED COPY OF "FULL METAL ALCHEMIST" IN IT'S ORIGANAL JAPANESE FORM (with subtitles) AND A CD WILL ALMOST EVERY NINTENDO GAME AND SEGA GAME!!!! i've figured out how to play the nintendo games, but not the sega games *sniffles*... and concerning the "fma" cd, my computer's so low on memeorie that it will only play the sound and not the picture, so im pissed about that...

anyhoo, finals were this week and im wiped out. AND THEY SCREW WITH THE SCEDULES!!! i hate staying in civics too long, the teacher is soooo annoying. im not going to talk about how annoying she can get cuz its too much to write.


LIST OF THINGS(AND PEOPLE) THAT ARE LOSERS OR JUST PLAIN LOSE:


finals
people who don't like RPGs
people who don't like mario or sonic
people who put mayonaise on my sandwich(es)
people who try to feed me tuna
dumbasses (like the guy at the store who wouldn't leave me alone about my breast)
losers in general...
people who can't take my word anything
this blog
people who hate black people (or anyone of any race for that matter, if were on the same earth then we must be meant to live together)
people who hate me
people who hate people i care about
assholes
jerks
maynaise(blech!)
tuna(acky!)
me(sometimes...)
you(if your  still reading this list)


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Tuesday, November 02, 2004
i'm a coward...

I'm a coward. no matter how much i want something, no matter how close it is, i have a habit of not reaching. i mean i am pretty brave when it comes to other things, but i keep running away from the things (and people) that i want. i need a therapist... 

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Thursday, October 28, 2004
field trip

i went on a field trip today. it was kinda boring and i got a head ache. but i got to take
alot of good pictures. it was ok

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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
no splenda for you!

yesterday i found out that my family carries the lupus trait and the stroke trait, amoung other things. this is bad. this means that i can't have any sugar substitutes (except honey. i would NEVER give that up). if i can't have any of those that means i can't chew Extra gum. HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET OVER MY ADDICTION TO GUM!!!!!!? this sucks. so no splenda for me.

in other news, as some might have heard, i'm moving at the end of the month and i'm not sure if i'm staying in Henry. yet another thing that sucks in my life. sometimes i wonder if i just disapeared from everyones life, would anyone miss me, or would everyone just forget in a year or so? would people even cae enough in the first place to put it on the news?

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Friday, October 22, 2004
............

i ran for you but you weren't there
i called for you, but you couldn't hear
then you grabed and draged me into the dark,
you took my life and you broke my heart...


why i wrote this, it's been stuck in my head all day. to make it worse, i have a migrane.
when you have a migrane it feels like some one picked up a sledge hammer and started beating the shit outta your head. but as always it will just go away.

well till next time

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Thursday, October 21, 2004
father and the future

   i dozed of last night with a smile on my face. why i was smiling? i have no clue, maybe something poped into my head and made me smile and i just didn't notice it. maybe i was warm under the covers, but i really can't remeber why.
   in more informative news, i finally got something from my dad i was supossed to get two decembers ago. it's a very nice looking jelwry cabinet that plays music. but the only jewlry i have would shame the gift, so i don't think i'm gonna out much in it. speaking of my dad, i wonder how he's doing. the last time i saw him i had to be two or three. three was a retched age for me, so i erase most of my memories from it. about bothering you all about my dad, you probably didn't want to hear my shit about him.
   things are starting to get odd for me lately. in advisory they said something about planning from the future now. i normally don't think that much about my future, but they've got me thinking, i'm may be a bit scared of it. i don't know whats gonna happen and too many things are gonna change. but there should always be something good waiting for you.

what's going to happen in the future?
do you know?
can you guess?
what do you think may be instore? 

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